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The Government Can
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Health Insurers NOT So Profitable
Why Health Insurance?
Explain this, Hussein!
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The Baucus Health Care Bill Decoded
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We noticed...
But, oh, the humidity!
Just Texas
Where's the Inflation? (10/18/2009)
ObamaCare the Musical!
Obama Addresses and Multiple SSNs
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Job Loss Map, by Date
How Crazy Are Those Birthers?
Doctors "Going Galt"
Socialism, Fascism, and Obama (October 12, 2009)
A hoax? Or even more evidence?
ACORN Employment Application
Obama and Madame Defarge (October 10, 2009)
Don Rickles Roasts Congress
Kool-Aid in Kokomo
The Secret Scrapbook of Barry Soetoro
Letter to the Nobel Prize Committee (10/09/2009)
Nobel Peace Prize Jokes
Ignored Advice
The Energy Non-Crisis
Top 10 Reasons Why Chicago Lost the Olympics
Letter to Mark Kirk (October 5, 2009)
Obama's Olympics (10/02/2009)
Implications of House Bill 3200 (09/14/2009)
Health Insurance for Dummies (09/11/2009)
Why Obama is an Idiot (09/09/2009)
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The Cow Allegory - Updated
Teddy's Welcoming Committee...
The AMA and Obamacare (7/21/2009)
While Obama Fiddles... (6/24/2009)
Negotiating With Terrorists (6/24/2009)
Madoff's Scheme (June 2009)
Dr. Obama's Health Care Prescription (June 12, 2009)
Understanding the House Democrat health care bill (6/9/2009)
A Moment of Silence (7/6/2009)
Excellent translation work! (July 2009)
In Commemoration of Juneteenth (July 2009)
Why the Meltdown Should Have Surprised No One (6/12/ 2009)
America is NOT evil (4/28/2009)
Blueprint for a Smaller Government (June 2009)
Dear Ms. Roesgen: (4/16/2009)
World History 101 (June 2009)
Where is John Galt? (4/5/2009)
President Pantywaist (4/10/2009)
Obama's Incurable Nausea
Little Things You Can Do...
The Socialist Brain of a Liberal Democrat
Surviving in a post-American world
Obama reaches out to moderate pirates
Secession - One Year Later
It didn't work then either...
One more time please...
Obama is spelled N-A-I-V-E
The gifts that keep on giving...
A Question of Morality...
The Founding Fathers' Error...
The Job Destruction Act of 2009
A picture is worth a thousand words...
I hate to admit it...
Help for small businesses?
Most NATO "Allies" are Useless
Three Strikes and You're Outraged!
OFA oafs
Perverted Priorities
An ingrate for the ages...
Where is Obama's scalpel?
Body counts and tipping points
Are you a Democrat, Republican, or Southerner?
Justice, Iranian style...
Dear Senator __________:
The Little Red Hen - revisited
A bail-out allegory
BHOSO's speech to Congress, translated
Please, no more promises...
Choose your weapon, Eric Holder!
The Axis of Idiots
Churchill or Patton he ain't...
In the beginning, Obama created...
Govern from the center?
Salary caps and other liberal lunacies
Fat black women need not apply
Kill the Death Tax!
Dear Senator Stabenow:
My brush with the Chief of Staff
A sod but wiser man...
Invalid, liberty, and the pursuit of happiness...
Throw That Drowning Man an Anvil
Do As I Say...
No right to buy ammunition?
A REAL stimulus package...
Obama got what he wanted...
President Bush: Pardon Abraham Bolden
Obama's Stimulating Package
Lightning Rod Blagojevich
Schlossberg for Senator?
The Psychology of Barack Obama
Obama's First Attacks on Our Liberties
A modest proposal...
Altruism versus Self-Interest
Why McCain Lost
Obama's "Stealth Slavery Reparations"
If Obama wins...
Obama's 95 per cent tax cut lie
A failure of government, not capitalism...
Truman's hope for peace in the Mideast
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An Obama share-the-wealth experiment
Obama's associations
Questions the media should (but won't) ask Obama during the debates
Why Hollywood supports Obama
Obama's Energy Policy
Why I'm voting Democrat...
First impressions of the first debate...
A modest proposal - to save $700 billion
The Threshold Factor
What's wrong with compromise
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Obama's spring break in Pakistan
Palin, abstract art, and American Idol
Obama and equal pay for women
Eddie Haskell for President?
Liberal hypocrites
Who wrote it?
Obama the flim-flam man
Biden's Talk versus Palin's Walk
Two lawyers
Three-fifths of a person
North to Alaska
Obama's coronation lies and obfuscations...
Cut my salary, please...
Michelle Obama's "Revolutionary" Speech
Obama's baby-sitters
Still no thrill up my leg...
Plead the Fifth and screw the Tenth
Well I've never been to China...
Brother, can you spare 0.7 per cent of GDP?
How Michelle Obama got that big raise
We don't need no stinkin' secret ballots!
Michael Moore's Strong Suit
At least he doesn't snore...
Trickle-down misery...
The cure for cancer...
O. J. the Abortionist
The liberal thought process explained...
Remember the Alamo!
First, do no harm...
It's Not That Easy Bein' Green
BHOSO the Clown
Obama is no JFK...
Obama's startling defense of the 9/11 terrorists
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JUST TEXAS

Pep , Texas 79353
Smiley , Texas 78159
Paradise , Texas 76073
Rainbow , Texas 76077
Sweet Home , Texas 77987
Comfort , Texas 78013
Friendship, Texas 76530

Love the Sun?

Sun City , Texas 78628
Sunrise , Texas 76661
Sunset, Texas 76270
Sundown, Texas 79372
Sunray , Texas 79086
Sunny Side , Texas 77423

Want something to eat?

Bacon , Texas 76301
Noodle , Texas 79536
Oatmeal , Texas 78605
Turkey , Texas 79261
Trout , Texas 75789
Sugar Land , Texas 77479
Salty, Texas 76567
Rice , Texas 75155
Pearland , Texas 77581
Orange , Texas 77630
And top it off with:
Sweetwater , Texas 79556

Why travel to other cities? Texas has them all!

Detroit , Texas 75436
Cleveland , Texas 75436
Colorado City , Texas 79512
Denver City , Texas 79323
Klondike , Texas 75448
Nevada , Texas 75173
Memphis , Texas 79245
Miami , Texas 79059
Boston , Texas 75570
Santa Fe , Texas 77517
Tennessee Colony , Texas 75861
Reno , Texas 75462
Pasadena , Texas 77506
Columbus , Texas 78934


Feel like traveling outside the country?

Athens , Texas 75751
Canadian, Texas 79014
China , Texas 77613
Egypt , Texas 77436
Ireland , Texas 76538
Italy , Texas 76538
Turkey , Texas 79261
London , Texas 76854
New London , Texas 75682
Paris , Texas 75460
Palestine , Texas 75801

No need to travel to Washington D.C.

Whitehouse , Texas 75791

We even have a city named after our planet!

Earth , Texas 79031

We have a city named after our state
Texas City , Texas 77590

Exhausted?

Energy , Texas 76452

Cold?

Blanket , Texas 76432
Winters, Texas

Like to read about History?

Santa Anna , Texas
Goliad , Texas
Alamo , Texas
Gun Barrel City
, Texas
Robert Lee , Texas

Need Office Supplies?

Staples, Texas 78670

Want to go into outer space?

Venus , Texas 76084
Mars , Texas 79062

You guessed it. It's on the state line.

Texline , Texas 79087

For the kids..
.
Kermit , Texas 79745
Elmo , Texas 75118
Nemo , Texas 76070
Tarzan , Texas 79783
Winnie , Texas 77665
Sylvester , Texas 79560

Other city names in Texas , to make you smile......

Frognot , Texas 75424
Bigfoot , Texas 78005
Hogeye , Texas 75423
Cactus , Texas 79013
Notrees , Texas 79759
Best, Texas 76932
Veribest , Texas 76886
Kickapoo , Texas 75763
Dime Box , Texas 77853
Old Dime Box , Texas 77853
Telephone , Texas 75488
Telegraph , Texas 76883
Whiteface , Texas 79379
Twitty, Texas 79079

And last but not least, the Anti-Al Gore City

Kilgore , Texas 75662

And our favorites....

Cut n Shoot, Texas
Gun Barrell City , Texas
Hoop And Holler, Texas
Ding Dong, Texas and, of course,
Muleshoe , Texas

Here is what Jeff Foxworthy has to say about
folks from Texas ...

If someone in a Lowe's store offers you assistance and they don't work there, you may live in Texas ;

If you've worn shorts and a parka at the same time, you may live in Texas ;

If you've had a lengthy telephone conversation with someone who dialed a wrong number, you may live in Texas ;

If 'Vacation' means going anywhere south of Dallas for the weekend, you may live in Texas ;

If you measure distance in hours, you may live in Texas ;

If you know several people who have hit a deer more than once, you may live in Texas ;
If you install security lights on your house and garage, but leave both unlocked, you may live in Texas ;

If you carry jumper cables in your car and your wife knows how to use them, you may live in Texas

If the speed limit on the highway is 55 mph --you're going 80 and everybody's passing you, you may live in Texas ;

If you find 60 degrees 'a little chilly,' you may live in Texas ;

If you actually understand these jokes, and share them with all your Texas friends, you definitely live in Texas ..

 


Here are some little known, very interesting facts about Texas .

1. Beaumont to El Paso : 742 miles

2.. Beaumont to Chicago : 770 miles

3.... El Paso is closer to California than to Dallas

4. World's first rodeo was in Pecos , July 4, 1883.

5. The Flagship Hotel in Galveston is the only hotel in North America built over water. Destroyed by Hurricane Ike -2008!

6. The Heisman Trophy was named after John William Heisman who was the first full-time coach at Rice University in Houston .

7. Brazoria County has more species of birds than any other area in North America

8. Aransas Wildlife Refuge is the winter home of North America 's only remaining flock of whooping cranes.

9. Jalapeno jelly originated in Lake Jackson in 1978.

10. The worst natural disaster in U.S. history was in 1900, caused by a hurricane, in which over 8,000 lives were lost on Galveston Island .

11. The first word spoken from the moon, July 20,1969, was " Houston ," but the space center was actually in Clear Lake City at the time.

12. King Ranch in South Texas is larger than Rhode Island ..

13. Tropical Storm Claudette brought a U.S. rainfall record of 43'' in 24 hours in and around Alvin in July of 1979...

14. Texas is the only state to enter the U.S. by TREATY, (known as the Constitution of 1845 by the Republic of Texas to enter the Union ) instead of by annexation. This allows the Texas Flag to fly at the same height as the U.S.. Flag, and may divide into 5 states.

15. A Live Oak tree near Fulton is estimated to be 1500 years old.

16. Caddo Lake is the only natural lake in the state.

17. Dr. Pepper was invented in Waco in 1885. There is no period in Dr Pepper.

18. Texas has had six capital cities:
Washington -on- the Brazos, Harrisburg , Galveston ,Velasco, West Columbia and Austin ..

19. The Capitol Dome in Austin is the only dome in the U.S. which is taller than the Capitol Building in Washington DC (by 7 feet).

20. The San Jacinto Monument is the tallest free standing monument in the world and it is taller than the Washington monument.

21. The name ' Texas ' comes from the Hasini Indian word 'tejas' meaning friends.. Tejas is not Spanish for Texas ..

22. The State Mascot is the Armadillo (an interesting bit of trivia about the armadillo is they always have four babies. They have one egg, which splits into four, and they either have four males or four females...).

23. The first domed stadium in the U.S. was the Astrodome in Houston .

 


 

Cowboy's Ten Commandments

posted on the wall at Cross Trails Church in Fairlie , Texas :
(1) Just one God.
(2) Honor yer Ma & Pa.
(3) No telling tales or gossipin'.
(4) Git yourself to Sunday meeting.
(5) Put nothin' before God.
(6) No foolin' around with another fellow's gal.
(7) No killin'.
(8) Watch yer mouth.
(9) Don't take what ain't yers.
(10) Don't be hankerin' for yer buddy's stuff.

Y'all git all that?