"U.S. Marines—Certified Counselors to the 72 Virgins Dating Club"

"Interrogators can't water board dead guys"

" U.S. Marines—Travel Agents To Allah"

"Stop Global Whining"

"When In Doubt, Empty The Magazine" Naval Corollary; Dead men don't testify.

"The Marine Corps—When It Absolutely, Positively Has To Be Destroyed Overnight"

"Death Smiles At Everyone—Marines Smile Back"

"Marine Sniper—You can run, but you'll just die tired!"

"What Do I Feel When I Kill A Terrorist? …little Recoil"

"Marines—Providing Enemies of America an Opportunity To Die For Their Country Since 1775"

"Life, Liberty and the Pursuit of Anyone Who Threatens It"

"Happiness Is A Belt-Fed Weapon"

"It's God's Job to Forgive Bin Laden—It's Our Job To Arrange The

Meeting"

"Artillery Brings Dignity to What Would Otherwise Be Just A Brawl"

"One Shot, Twelve Kills—USN Gun Fire Support"

"Do draft dodgers Have Reunions? If So, What Do They Talk About?"

"My kid fought in Iraq so your kid can party in college"

"Machine Gunners—Accuracy by Volume"

"A Dead Enemy Is A Peaceful Enemy—Blessed Be The Peacemakers"

"If You Can Read, Thank A Teacher. If You Can Read It In English, Thank A Veteran"

"Except For Ending Slavery, Fascism, Nazism, and Communism, WAR has Never Solved Anything.”

"Some people spend an entire lifetime wondering if they made a difference in the world. But, the Marines …don't have that problem."—Ronald Reagan