The American Medical Association has weighed in on the new economic stimulus
package....
The Allergists voted to scratch it, but the Dermatologists advised not to
make any rash moves.
The Gastroenterologists had sort of a gut feeling about it, but the Neurologists thought
the Administration had a lot of nerve.
The Obstetricians felt they were all laboring under a misconception.
Ophthalmologist
considered the idea shortsighted.
Pathologists yelled, "Over my dead body!" while the Pediatricians said, 'Oh,
Grow up!'
The Psychiatrists thought the whole idea was madness, while the Radiologists
could see right through it.
Surgeons decided to wash their hands of the whole thing.
The Internists
thought it was a bitter pill to swallow, and the Plastic Surgeons said, "This puts a whole new face on the matter."
The
Podiatrists thought it was a step forward, but the Urologists were pissed off at the whole idea.
The Anesthesiologists
thought the whole idea was a gas, and the Cardiologists didn't have the heart to say no.
In the end, the Proctologists
won out, leaving the entire decision up to the assholes in Washington.
- author unknown
